Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
An eggroll !
Apollo 11
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Dirty looks from the mouse !
Bonjour.*
AU, get outta here!"
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Cause they want the D.
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
Because their peckers are on their faces.
The rest are hunting peckers.
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A Dell.
Because my PC is a Dell.
He received a T minus.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
