Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."