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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

M Jokes More M Jokes

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes