Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
faceBAWK!
It got stuck to the chicken.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.
By walking...... JK Rowling
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
It made him wed his plants!
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
The rest are hunting peckers.
Imogen
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because it was on old croc.
He received a T minus.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
