Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester