Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!