Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."