He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
a girl from Jersey.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
It's Bill Withers.
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
Ali
Edit:
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
A necrophiliac.