How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....