What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.