What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.