What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd