Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.