Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.