Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.