What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.