What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.