How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.