How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."