How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"