How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.