How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.