What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.