What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.