What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D