Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia