Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.