Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.