Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay