Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay