Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.