Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Ghost?

A Juanting.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.