Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Where I from?

Please tell me.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay