What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling