What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!