Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems