Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.