Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board