What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.