What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.