What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.