What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!