What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs