What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.