What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.