What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.