What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.