What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !