What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.