What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.