What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.