What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.