What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.