What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs