What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..