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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Cheetah.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
With small scissors.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Jedi do that?
Doesn't matter much, does it
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
A: Because Donald ducked.
Donald duck.
because they get lost at C!
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
A journalist.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
me-OW!
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Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Racist
