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A Cheetah.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
With small scissors.
A: Because Donald ducked.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Who else invents things?
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
I work on a different plane
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
Because it was a chili dog!
Sorry you're not my type.
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Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
He didn't want any glaze in the military
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