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A Cheetah.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
With small scissors.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
Because they cant finish a race.
He's looking over his shoulder
A metal band
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there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Nonanol.
To a retail store.
A Superbarket
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
A: Car-pets!
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
Because two Wongs can't make a white.