Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!