Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !