Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,