Reddit Server Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Because the servers cannot be found

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

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Because they cant finish a race.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

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The SALT talks!

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

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Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.