Reddit Server Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Restaurants have better servers.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

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