What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers