What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?