What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.