When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.