When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.