When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand