When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand