When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand