When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.