When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.