When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand