Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Because icing is not allowed.
Why don't you try icing it
Cheese.
When it's raining cats and dogs !
A: The letter "m."
