Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !