Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."