Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !