Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M