Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !