What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."