What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !