What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.