What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM