What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.