What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.