What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.