What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.