What do you call a kid with no arms, no...

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.