What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

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Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

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