What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.