What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.