What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.