What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.