What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.