What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!