What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.