What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.