What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..