What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.