How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.