How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard