How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"