How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.