How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"