How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.