How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.