What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Progress Jokes More Progress Jokes

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.