What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.