What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard