What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !