Trainer Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.