Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!