Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander