What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Casper Jokes More Casper Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.