Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting