Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Too many thank-you notes.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
It raises their shellfish steam.
They give you two choices but their always out of one.
An HTC One M8.
When food tastes so good.
Tie food
A salad shooter.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.