Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write