Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write