How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.