How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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They don't want to have to retrain them.

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As a Canadian, this offends me.

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nothing, hes a fan.

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Canada Dry.

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He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.