How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Some adults like lawyers.

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Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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They can't hide behind billboards.