How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Billboard Jokes More Billboard Jokes

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.