I want my Nickleback....
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Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.
Both want to be real boys
Some adults like lawyers.
They're both in bread
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
He farts.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
nothing, hes a fan.
Canada Dry.
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Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Kidneys.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
I don't have a watermelon in my garage.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
No atmosphere
Shaking hands.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
The pope died a virgin
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.