Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change