Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.