What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Carlos Jokes More Carlos Jokes

What do you call a Mexican without his car?

Carlos

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos