What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.