What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!