What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Hor-crocs.

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Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Sneakers.

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Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers.