Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.