Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !