Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider