Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.