Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.