Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike