Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

What do you call a skeptical horse?

A neigh-sayer. Sorry

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?