Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.