Stop talking in secret code.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
A: Lonely
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
When they are read.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
A lil bit of quack
By the dandruff on her shoes.
Because their horns don't work!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Strait out of cotton
