Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Oh don't worry , they'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Handicappn.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Who cares...
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
The Bermuda Triangle.
Necrophilia
A: It depends on the age.
She moved.
A: She moved.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
