Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
He wasn't concentrated.
Because it says "concentrate"
Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
