Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Where I from?

Please tell me.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"