Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.