Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.