What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.