What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.