Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!