Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea