Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...