Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.