Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...