How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.