How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.